Think twice before you say something

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who 
found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie 
appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he 
said, 

"Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When 
you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of 
water to become, then your wish will come true." 

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted 
"WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was 
so happy swimming and drinking from the pool. 

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and 
immersed himself into a pool of vodka. 

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented 
with his beer pool. 

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he 
steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, 
"SHIT!!!!!!!........." 

Lesson: Think twice before you say something, because sometimes accidents 
do happen.